I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
― Scott Fortino (via justbesplendid)
he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces